![]() Then the Magi wouldn’t have to watch over his tomb for thousands of years. Why even risk it? Just kill him and be done with it. But to use a curse that you know would give him supernatural power and invincibility if he were ever uncovered? Maybe you just stab him in the heart instead. Punishment makes sense, even death in this case. So it’s understandable that Pharaoh would be pissed. Imhotep screwed the Pharaoh’s mistress, and that’s generally frowned upon. Let’s begin at the beginning shall we? Now, I get it. As if this won’t be enough for you already fragile state of mind, I’ll propose a junkfood pairing that will delight your tastebuds as your heart screams for mercy.Īs you may have guessed from the title, this week’s selection is The Mummy! What makes it bad? But have no fear! After that, I will return with a human sacrifice and the book of the dead to lovingly resurrect the film and stroke her jet black hair. The answer to that scientific device’s inherent query is, in this case, a resounding hell yes.Īs we always do, I’ll start by eviscerating my chosen film, stabbing it to death with a golden dagger. Here at JFC we like to look back over the vast expanse of cinematic history and revisit a particular film which may be low on technical filmmaking merits but which always delivers the goods when it comes to the “can you eat popcorn to this” meter. Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema…looks like I’ve got all the horses.
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